I know this is a lame page. Would it help if I said it is "under construction?"

I was afraid not.

This is what I look like, except I frequently have my eyes open.

Here is some soap that I got in a hotel room once. Sort of odd, don't you think?

I really don't know what to say about this.

Foofus has started going to law school. Maybe these materials will be useful to someone.